42 - Crustacean Racism

Pretty much forgot to upload this here!

So my wife and I took at trip down to the beach a little while back, and on the last day of said trip I discovered that I had apparently developed an intolerance of crab meat. I think if I had collected all of the vomit I had ever expelled over the course of my 22 years and compared it to the exponential volume of rejected product my body turned away that night, the results would have been quite close.

Now, anytime I even see a crab it makes me feel slightly ill. Little beady-eyed bums, every one. Never have a job, but have just dozens of kids. And who is to take care of them, huh? You and I and our tax dollars. Hard working people losing money out of our pockets to eat more and more crab and I just won't stand for it. I'll crouch in front of the toilet a few more hours instead. Good evening.